Campus Problem Report: #1
Filed in Category: Union Food Service
Date the Problem Was Noticed: 10/07/2004
Location of Problem: South West corner of the Main Library Lobby, Coffee Shop
Brief Description of Problem: Broken cappuccino machine, empty fountain drink dispenser, lack of coffee to brew, empty beverage cooler, no food of any desirable kind.
Error Message (type exactly as it appears): "I'm sorry, we're out of everything except bananas. I can give you a cup to fill up at the drinking fountain if you would like." ::points to three-day-over-ripe bananas::
Comments: Why do you staff a coffee shop when the coffee machines are out of service, the fountain drink dispenser is out of syrup and you have nothing to sell but nasty, soft, brown bananas? If I worked at that little hole-in-the-wall (quite literally) I would have called my manager and asked, "We're out of everything, can I go home?" and would have closed up shop. It's just not right to be sitting there, open, doing nothing but telling people that you're out of everything, tempting the ones who need caffeine to get through their shift at work. Bastards…
The End-of-the-Blog Rundown
Song of the Day – Days Like This – Van Morrison
Quote of the Weekend – "… and contrary to popular opinion, I have been laid." -Rookie talent, 2004
Hero of the Weekend – Kevin for driving down to the hotel to hang out with us for a couple hours.
Hero of the Day – Erin for going out to Brown County State Park with me last night.
Current Mood –
– Stressed.
Check the Link Below for the synopsis of the weekend. The Photoblog has been updated almost daily for the last few weeks, check it out.
Until the next post…
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